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Dear John Mayer, You sing about wonderland bodies, and used to come across with that boy next door charm. Your shaggy hair all mussied up, I can understand your appeal to the average high school and college girl. Hell, you even charmed Jennifer Aniston who’s got a solid 10 years on you. She should have […]

fuck you veet.


dear veet, oh you tricky mistress. you seemed like such a good idea at the time, and lured me in with your snow scraper looking hair removal device. who can resist that? your marketing people are gooood. the idea of not having to really shave was so attractive i took a chance. who wants to […]